just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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