I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Randomize
