Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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