There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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