Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
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Goodbee
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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