She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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