You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Randomize
