You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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