I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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