Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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