...so i touched it.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Randomize
