I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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