Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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