at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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