why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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