Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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