Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
im holly from the hills drunk
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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