Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Semen is not good for contacts.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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