Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
we're so committed to being not committed
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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