she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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