belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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