You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
accomplished twins. life is a go
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Randomize
