i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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