You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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