A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I just forgot I was standing up.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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