Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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