i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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