Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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