You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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