we were pretty classy up until the second keg
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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