I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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