Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Randomize
