Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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