and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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