i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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