She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
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