Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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