i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Drunk is not a location!
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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