My first STD was from a foam party
Non-Jews are for practice
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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