i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
