He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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