I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I think I died a long time ago.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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