What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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