I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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