ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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