Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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