Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
