Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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