How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
So vagazzling was a success
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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