You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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