hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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