You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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