obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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