is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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