Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
