Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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