so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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