Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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