Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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