Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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